After we wrapped up at the CES DivX booth, this guy got on the mic and started telling a joke. On the first viewing, you can’t understand what the hell he’s saying. On the second viewing, you can’t believe what he’s saying. On the third viewing, you laugh at what’s going on in the background as he’s saying it and that we all clap at the end with no apparent clue as to what has just transpired.
I don’t know if it’s a case of “you had to be there,” but it’s pretty funny. Especially when he says “no that’s not shit, it’s my sperm.” WHA? :)

leslie January 24, 2007
w.t.f?!? that was a trip! too too funny. given what was going on behind him, that was very surreal.
Clintus January 24, 2007
Haha no way, that’s too much. Thanks Zadi
chuck January 25, 2007
that was truly bizarro.
mike January 25, 2007
Whatever he was talking about… it had to be hilarious – because i tears in my eyes :)
A part of me wants to stay up for over 24 hours… until I’m really out of it – and watch this again. I might die from laughter.
Bonny January 25, 2007
Funniness. Wow that guy is very open about his experience. I wonder if other cultures percieve americans to be as splurting as he was here. Are we?
gabemac January 28, 2007
That was so funny. I must learn the english better next time for ze rubber!
Justin February 2, 2007
What the hell was that? I’m voting for him for Last Comic Standing. He rocked =0)
scott February 4, 2007
Unbelievable and hilarious.
I teach English in Japan. I will assign this video to students before they come to USA.
Rudy February 10, 2007
He should also learn what happens in vegas stays in vegas.
John Forbush August 19, 2007
Did he say he got gay with the cop and he F*CK the male cop and the male cop said shit and he said that’s not shit that is my sperm there are some things that I am confused about which he is saying but is he saying he is gay? LOL